HAVOC Clone Program: Omar Series Combustible, Bacteria Dooly Possibly Contagious

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-22

Not to be outdone by ETF's Bell A series, HAVOC has unveiled its own cloning program with characteristic disregard for safety protocols. The facility produced three Dooly variants: Mini Dooly (adorable), Regular Dooly (functional), and Bacteria Dooly (possibly infectious). Scientists report Bacteria Dooly may or may not be contagious—they're still running tests while keeping a safe distance. Then there's the Omar series: standard Omar and Mini Omar, both of whom spontaneously combust every twenty minutes. The cause remains unknown and under investigation, assuming the lab doesn't burn down first. Where ETF produces elegant, stable clones, HAVOC creates biohazards and fire hazards that require hazmat suits and extinguishers. Alliance leadership describes the program as 'a complete success' while standing behind reinforced glass. The clone wars escalate. One alliance clones excellence. The other clones disasters. —Catty von Catacean