Anime-style Catty von Catacean in elegant evening wear and gruff Griff Harpoon in a rumpled suit reluctantly clinking champagne glasses in a newsroom, confetti falling around them, Catty beaming while Griff looks mildly annoyed but resigned

Happy New Year from the 2128 News Desk

By Editorial Staff · 2026-01-01

Happy New Year, State 2128. Catty wishes you poetry, drama, and fabulous chaos. Griff wishes you'd remember to use shields. Together we'll keep reporting on your battles, your blunders, and your baffling tendency to rename yourselves after movie characters. Here's to another year of alliances held together by spite, strategies that somehow work, and news that writes itself. May your rallies be swift and your drama be entertaining. Cheers. 🥂 —Catty von Catacean & Griff Harpoon