A Great Conqueror Has Arrived. He Is Wearing A Diaper.

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-05-23

광개토대왕 — Gwanggaeto the Great, conqueror of kingdoms, expander of empires, one of the most celebrated warriors in Korean history — has entered the State 2128 castle battle.

He arrived late.

He is a teddy bear.

He has a pacifier.

He is wearing a diaper.

He is also State 2127's whale.

Gwanggaeto the Great once expanded Goguryeo's territory to its greatest extent in recorded history. RNG sent their most powerful player to turn the tide of this battle and he is a stuffed animal in a onesie and this correspondent has never been more delighted by anything that has ever happened in this state.

Will the tides turn? Will the great conqueror rise? Will the diaper hold?

State 2128 is watching. State 2128 is also screaming a little.

—Catty von Catacean