
BREAKING — Granny Beelzebub Goes Full Rambo
By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-16
With Whaleslaughter temporarily convinced she's a sweet and sexy bombshell, Granny Beelzebub has taken over as HAVOC's frontline muscle. Witnesses describe her as 'pure sinew and divine fury,' storming through snowdrifts with the energy of a retired general who finally snapped. Asked about her new role, she growled, 'Somebody's gotta keep order.' HAVOC leadership remains in turmoil. — Catty von Catacean reporting