A castle with ETF banners hastily hung and even more hastily taken down, a scoreboard showing five rallies, ETF members filing out looking pleased with themselves while the state files back in looking confused

ETF Steals Castle, Holds It For Two Hours, Returns It, Claims Joke

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-02-28

Two hours into battle ETF took the castle. Pets had expired. The state had not. A group five rallies failed to defeat ETF while Wilhelmino cheerfully mocked the effort from the ETF side. Then ETF gave it back. Walked away. Called it a two hour joke. The bit worked. The castle is where it belongs. Whether this was diplomacy, mischief, or ETF simply getting bored is a matter of interpretation. The commitment was real either way. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.