A regal presidential office converted into a chaotic waiting room, Dii behind her desk looking like she deeply regrets mentioning her credentials, a queue stretching out the door featuring recognizable state figures clutching various body parts, Pharaonic Cat has brought a fish she claims is also unwell

State 2128 Discovers President Dii Is A Doctor, Immediately Forms Orderly Queue

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-28

State 2128's new Supreme President is a doctor. This information lasted approximately four minutes before the waiting room formed. Mordukai arrived first with a boil he described as 'political in nature.' Dooly presented a weeping tumor across two clone variants and asked if they count as separate appointments. Salah has a wart on his elbow he's been meaning to get looked at since 2024. Bell A arrived with a pus situation and full documentation. Faceless showed up and lifted their shirt at something nobody could identify. Whaleslaughter claimed a bear-related abscess in a location she described only as 'somewhere dignified.' Pharaonic Cat brought a fish. The fish also has a boil. President Dii is reconsidering everything. —Catty von Catacean