Anime-style scene of Dieper buried in alliance mail, eyes wide with regret, while Whaleslaughter lounges behind glass with a smug grin and a frosted cocktail.

Dieper Hates Being R5

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-12

In breaking leadership news, Dieper has discovered that R5 comes with more DMs than glory. Sources say his inbox is now a frozen wasteland of complaints, diplomacy requests, and emoji-laden demands. Meanwhile, Whaleslaughter has been reportedly spotted in 'creative confinement,' sipping a cocktail and muttering, 'worth it.' — Catty von Catacean reporting