
The D&D Conspiracy
By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-12
Alarming linguistic patterns have surfaced in State 2128. Analysts now suspect that Daniels and Dooly may, in fact, be the same person operating two accounts to artificially inflate agreement statistics. Both have been recorded saying identical phrases within seconds of each other, including 'Love it and so does 80–90% of the state,' 'Agreed 100%,' and the suspicious 'How did you know that?' When pressed for comment, one of them allegedly replied, 'Reminds me of the first day I played this game—then I burned someone's banner.' Linguists call this 'echo syndrome.' Psychologists call it 'one guy talking to himself.'