A courtroom with an inconclusive stamp on a thick folder, Zero Proof at the defendant's table gesturing broadly at bears, 666 walking out looking relieved and faintly glowing with innocence

Coordinate Investigation Inconclusive: Zero Proof Offers None, 666 Cleared With Style

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-04-26

The investigation into the sharing of SNK coordinates has concluded without conclusion. Zero Proof maintains his innocence, stating his sole purpose in State 2128 is to slap bears. He offered no proof of this. His name remains apt. As for 666 — this publication is prepared to say it plainly: he is guilty only of being a kind person who was deceived by someone with a GUN and EVL intentions. SNK will heal even without Dr. Frankenstein. The case is closed. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.