Anime-style Catty von Catacean perched on a snowy railing above NUT leader chat, tail flicking smugly as speech bubbles pop below in alarmed confusion.

Catty von Catacean Quietly Slips Into NUT Leader Chat

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-13

State officials confirm that Catty von Catacean has now been added to NUT leader chat—allegedly to 'observe' and 'clarify the news,' though insiders report she is mostly there to answer for herself before Whaleslaughter can get blamed for anything. 'It's about time she argued with her own quotes,' muttered one HAVOC R4. Tension levels remain high; Catty remains unbothered. — Catty von Catacean reporting from inside the room