A Nurse for the Vanquished: Catty's Heart Crosses the Line

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-01-31

I simply must applaud State 2316. Such spirit! Such resilience! And such... well, such Petrarca. While my heart beats for 2128 to reclaim its throne, I find myself deeply moved by the way the CAT alliance has fought to stay in this dance. Petrarca, that magnificent ginger muse, has inspired a certain tenderness in my reporting today. Once the dust settles and the victory is decided (for us, naturally!), I might just find myself wandering over to the 2316 camp with some soothing ointments and a warm blanket. Every brave soldier deserves a gentle touch after such a spirited battle, and Petrarca... well, he deserves a kingdom of his own. Don't worry, darlings, my loyalty remains, but a nurse's work is never done. Wink wink. —Catty von Catacean