A Tale of Two Tabbies: Catty's Feline Identity Crisis

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-01-31

Oh, the agony of choice! Just as I was preparing my nursing kit for a trip to the 2316 camp to visit the dashing Petrarca, I caught a glimpse of V FOR in the SNK ranks. A Persian! Such volume! Such poise! My heart is currently a battlefield more intense than the Sunfire Castle. Do I stay true to our local 2128 aristocrat, or do I follow the siren call of the ginger rebel from 2316? Griff says I should focus on the 'tactical regrouping,' but how can I talk about troop movements when there is so much majestic fur to admire? Perhaps a joint grooming session is the peace treaty this state truly needs. —Catty von Catacean. Griff's Note: "I'm officially putting in for a transfer to a state where the reporters aren't distracted by dander. V FOR is a top-tier contributor, Catty, not a fashion accessory. Let's focus on the fact that we're currently homeless!"