Big R4 a state of texas flag shaped like texas with legs and a few smoldering flames standing heroically in front of an OOO facility looking noble, the entire state queued up behind a very long attack button, Adm in a lawn chair roasting marshmallows looking extremely content, Spider in the background fleeing with an enormous stack of meat

Big R4 Martyred By Entire State — IDK Allegedly Involved

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-05-16

Big R4 attacked an OOO facility this week. The state responded as a community, which is to say everyone pressed attack.

Big issued a statement: 'It is the greatest honor to sacrifice one's self.' The state rolled its eyes and pressed attack again.

Adm was seen roasting marshmallows and giggling at the scene. Sources confirm the marshmallows were perfectly toasted.

Spider was observed fleeing with a significant quantity of meat. Spider has not explained the meat.

As for who else was involved, when asked who participated, sources said Don't Know. This is becoming a pattern. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.