A four-panel comic strip editorial cartoon titled August Transfer Report. Panel one: Mordukai sitting alone on a bench in State 2446 looking bored, a thought bubble showing the cute animals and fun he left behind. Panel two: Dooly's Farm in State 2128 engulfed in flames while HAVOC members in matching hoodies high-five and roast marshmallows around the fire. Panel three: Whaleslaughter grinning and holding her phone in an icy State 2149 while Dooly reads a map completely unaware she is standing right behind him. Panel four at the bottom: Raistlin as a wizard cat sitting among a row of laptops, the number dropping from 30 to 24, captioned Raistlin Is Moderating

August Transfer Report: Mordukai Is Bored, Dooly's Farm Is On Fire, Whaleslaughter Is Up To Something

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-08-20

August has been a month of transfers and I have feelings about all of them.

First: Mordukai. For those who heard he quit Whiteout Survival entirely, I am here to correct the record. He did not quit. He transferred to State 2446. Reports indicate he is bored. State 2128 has drama, shocking and polarizing news, great music and an entire alliance of adorable animals. State 2446 has Mordukai sitting quietly in a corner wondering why he left. Serves him right. Whaleslaughter might miss him a tiny bit. Sin does not miss him.

Second: Dooly transferred his big account to State 2148 and left his farm behind in State 2128. Defenseless. Unguarded. Just sitting there. HAVOC found it. HAVOC is burning it for fun. I want to be clear that no one has asked HAVOC to stop. I also want to be clear that no one is going to.

Third — and I need everyone to pay attention — Whaleslaughter moved her original WOS account from State 1628 to State 2149 to follow Dooly and suprise him. Dooly is in State 2148. He is laughing. Death thinks she got lost. Death is correct.

Also worth noting: Raistlin, who once maintained accounts in 30 states, has cut back to six. I do not know what qualifies as moderation for a man who played in 30 states simultaneously but apparently this is it.

—Catty von Catacean