Documentary-style landscape of the Sunfire Castle illuminated by fireworks, with ETF and TSA banners flying high while exhausted but proud troops from both 2128 and 2316 share a respectful nod in the foreground

2128 Reigns Supreme: The 20-Minute Miracle

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-01-31

The dust has finally settled on one of the most ferocious battles in state history. In a contest of sheer will, State 2128 has reclaimed the Sunfire Castle, edging out State 2316 by a razor-thin margin of 20 minutes. It was a day defined by extremes: from the early 'gummy bear' scares to the heroic coordination between ETF and TSA that ultimately secured the win. While 2128 takes the throne, 2316 deserves immense credit for a performance that kept us on the brink of collapse until the very last second. The stars aligned for a 2128 victory. We fought with fury, we won with style, and we're going home with the castle. Now go burn each other cities and everything in sight. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.